A carefully curated list of freaking awesome band names that I will definitely get around to founding one day.

• Contemplating Arson (Bethany was thinking about setting fire to the school to get out of a workday)
• Square Bagel (Bethany made a bread that turned out a little denser and harder than anticipated. Kind of like a bagel, but square.)
• Meat Revolver (A weird inside joke I made with my friend Justinthulu during our Twitch stream hangouts. I think it was about loading small sausages into the barrel of a revolver?)